The Infamous “Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act” of Maryland

Truth truly is stranger than fiction.


Sen. J. B. Jennings, a Republican who represents Baltimore Harford Counties, introduced “The Reasonable School Discipline Act of 2013″ on Thursday, reports The Star Democrat.

Can you imagine?  The citizens of Maryland have the honor and privilege of paying for this type of legislation to be established to “curb the zeal of public school officials who are tempted to suspend students as young as kindergarten for having things — or talking about things, or eating things — that represent guns, but aren’t actually anything like real guns.” (emphasis mine).

Under the pending legislation, school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that look like guns would engage in mandatory counseling and face discipline themselves, rather than pollute student’s records with frivolous disciplinary charges of “terroristic threats” for speaking of Hello Kitty Bubble Guns.

Apparently, there is at least a small faction of American legislators remaining who retain their prefrontal cortex.






Charter membership – Join today


Today, I am considering founding a new, traditionalist society.


Yes, you read that correctly.  It says R.A.A.P.E.D.  If I am going to have a secret FBI, CIA, Justice Department and TSA file for being a hate-crime loving conservative, at least I’d better make it as controversial as possible, right?

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Why, you ask?  What hath spawned such fury in this petite housewife and mother?

Well, allow me to begin with this.  If you can read the entire article, I applaud you.  Personally, my systolic pressure was approaching the stratosphere by the time I reached the second paragraph.  Ah, yes, as if Colonel T and I needed another reason to be firmly planted in the home schooling culture for our brood.

I realize we in this little area of blog-land already know that these things are taking place.  It’s just so repulsive and shocking to actually read it in black and white over a first cup of coffee.  While my husband (Colonel T) and I live in relative seclusion as the estranged ultra-traditionalists and followers of the Way (Jesus Christ), there is a different world out there.  A world exists where little nine-year old boys, delighted to be celebrating their birthday with classmates, take (GASP!) masculine-themed cupcakes to school (lovingly baked by Mother, who, coincidentally, still lives in the same house with Dad), only to have some foolish little girl playing Dress-up-Authority as Principal tell him indirectly that masculinity is B-A-D.  Not just for him, mind you, but for EVERYONE in his classroom and school.  Soldiers with guns are B-A-D.  These types of toys, common in the “past”, are “insensitive” now.

Masculinity is so B-A-D, that little Miss I’m Playing Dress-Up as Principal has the unilateral authority to rain on little boys’ birthday parades now, in the name of “tolerance” and “comfort for all”.  She apparently has no mental acuity to notice that the very masculinity she now condemns in the name of freedom for all was bought at incomparable price by MEN who ensure her Liberty and Justice for all.

So, dear reader:  as we walk this path of counter-culture resistance in America by writing and sharing about what we are losing and possible solutions for getting these freedoms back (at best) and enduring until the end (at worst)…please join me in membership in R.A.A.P.E.D.  I will be posting each time I notice some other absurd progressive reaction to normal masculine and normal feminine behaviors.

“Living in a democratic society entails respect for opposing opinions,” she stated. “In the climate of recent events in schools we walk a delicate balance in teaching non-violence in our buildings and trying to ensure a safe, peaceful atmosphere.” – said Principal Susan Wright.


Yes, Ms. Wright.  A level of respect for opposing opinions, unless they oppose that of the Liberal agenda.  A level of respect for opposing opinions, unless they are not “Politically Correct”.

Ms. Wright, for your pathetic, un-patriotic, phobic, people-pleasing, propaganda-seeking, pandering, progressive posturing against a young man’s masculinity and against the American Military and the ideals for whom they fought:

You’ve been  R.A.A.P.E.D.

How’s that for “insensitive, M’am?”